Hey, I realize not everyone has the balls to fight and die in wars like my relatives have, or to serve on the police department like my uncles do, but "protecting" people from 'bad porn'? LOL!!
Seriously, if you need to do something useful with your life, go after all these bronies and furries with all that poorly drawn anime crap they post all over this god forsaken site.
That would be a commendable service to provide!
Good luck finding your niche in life!